For Cat Lovers
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| "Everything I know I learned from my cat: When
you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a
sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner."
- Gary Smith
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| "You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps
people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals."
- George Mikes
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| "You own a dog but you feed a cat."
- Jenny de Vries
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| "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as
gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
- Anonymous
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| "No amount of time can erase the memory of a
good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever
totally remove his fur from your couch."
- Leo Dworken
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| "Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the
human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other."
- Stephen Baker
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| "Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges.
Cats have the courage to live by them."
- Jim Davis
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| "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants
breakfast."
- Unknown
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| "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
- Ellen Perry Berkeley
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| "If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is
fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is
because your lap is warmer."
- Alfred North Whitehead
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