Cat Quotes
There are hundreds of good reasons for having a cat, but all you need is one. - Unknown
[The cat] keeps his free will, though he loves, and he will not do for you what he thinks is unreasonable. But if he once gives himself to you it is with absolute confidence and affection. - Theophile Gautier
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. - Cynthia E. Varnado
Never ask a hungry cat whether he loves you for yourself alone. - Louis J. Camuti
Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. - Gary Smith
There is only one way in which cats differ from all other animals and that is in the effect they have on human beings' - Patricia Dale-Green
You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. - George Mikes
You own a dog but you feed a cat. - Jenny de Vries
The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat - Jules Reynard
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. - Anonymous
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. - Leo Dworken
Cats are better than any vice. They're not fattening, dangerous or expensive. However, they can be addictive. - Anonymous
Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other. - Stephen Baker
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. - Jim Davis
Cats are creatures that express a multitude of moods and attitudes. - Karen Brademeyer
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. - Unknown
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
There are people who reshape the world by force or argument, but the cat just lies there, dozing, and the world quietly reshapes itself to suit his comfort and convenience. - Allan and Ivy Dodd
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. - Ellen Perry Berkeley
Quite obviously a cat trusts human beings; but she doesn't trust a cat because she knows her better than we do. - Karel Capek
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred North Whitehead
What greater gift than the love of a cat. - Charles Dickens